Celebrity Couples Who Should Have Kids

Were looking at you, Beyonce

By Andrea Zimmerman on March 8th, 2010

Our non-scientific, spur-of-the moment guide to celebrities who may potentially create really, really cute offspring. (Or not, in which case we take absolutely zero responsibility.)

- Andrea Zimmerman

  • celebrity couple Beyonce and Jay-Z

    Beyonce & Jay-Z

    Because it’d practically be born with impeccable baby beat (Thanks, mom!), and a penchant for rhyming books and diamond-encrusted pacifiers (Thanks, dad!).

  • celebrity couple Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres

    Portia de Rossi & Ellen DeGeneres

    Because she’s stunning/soft-spoken/supportive and she’s funny/frank/fabulous. Please, please reconsider?

  • celebrity couple Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling

    Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling

    Because if this former couple was as wildly head over heels as steamy Ali & Noah from the The Notebook, that’d be one love child worth making.

  • celebrity couple Sandra Bullock and Jesse James

    Sandra Bullock & Jesse James

    Because we’d love to see the combo of quirky, bubbly actress and tattooed-but-harmless bad boy.

  • celebrity couple Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton

    Miranda Lambert & Blake Shelton

    Because these down-to-earth country crooners are probably the most normal, unaffected people on the list, and hey, we’re all for more normal, unaffected people populating this planet.

  • celebrity couple Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem

    Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem

    Because the doe-eyed, big-lipped Jolie-Pitt twins needs some kids to compete with in the good-looks department.

  • celebrity couple Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

    Emily Blunt & John Krasinski

    Because if Jim & Pam can’t have kids in real life, the sweet but sharp-witted Brit is an almost-as-swell second choice.

  • celebrity couple Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard

    Zooey Deschanel & Ben Gibbard

    Because at least one future child deserves big blue eyes, porcelain skin and a penchant for sad, sappy indie rock.

  • celebrity couple Oprah and Stedman Graham

    Oprah & Stedman Graham

    She’s beyond her baby-making years, but with her open-book attitude and a-ha! moments, we always thought the Queen of Chat would’ve made a great mommy. (She did the next best thing, though, starting the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in South Africa.)

  • celebrity couple george clooney

    Anybody & George Clooney

    Because he’s a humanitarian, practical joker, and international sex symbol, and those are genes so worth passing down.

Your turn. What couple(s) would you like to see make a baby?

Comments

12 Responses to “Celebrity Couples Who Should Have Kids”

  1. ilovejimhalpert March 5, 2010 at

    john and emily!!! yes!!!!

  2. Laurel Herold March 5, 2010 at

    I know someone who can take the #10 spot. If needed I will totally step in ;)

  3. elizabeth27 March 7, 2010 at

    Would love to see Ellen as a parent!

  4. deb March 7, 2010 at

    I think we need to start a list of celebrity parents who should not have children!!

  5. Anon March 8, 2010 at

    I don’t think Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi will be “creating” an offspring anytime soon.

  6. UM March 8, 2010 at

    there’s no reason they can’t adopt…..jeez.

  7. Anon March 8, 2010 at

    You missed my point.

  8. RudeRude March 9, 2010 at

    Uh, maybe they’re trying and can’t. Very sensitive.

  9. Jennifer Redgrave November 23, 2010 at

    I dream on seeing a Biel-Timberlake baby! I love them really much (:

  10. juls December 26, 2010 at

    forgot ’bout Kristen and Rob??

  11. Thyana aka tiana December 26, 2010 at

    Where in the world is Rob and Kristen…….

  12. Remix January 21, 2011 at

    You can tell how old the article is by Jessie James and Sandra Bullock on the list. This needs an update!