Pregnant Kelis: I Want This Little Martian Now!Sassy Smith
Singer Kelis is so ready to have her baby. She’s at that stage of get this child out of me now… stat!
“I feel like I have been pregnant forever ok yeah the better part of a year! Its an eternity. Literally living in purgatory! I’m so ready[sic]!”, the singer revealed yesterday via her twitter account.
She added, “My rib cage is being attacked by my stomach which is anialating my lungs! I want this little martian now! I can’t wait the suspense is crazy[sic].”
Kelis also revealed amidst her hormonal rants that she hates spandex and can’t wait till she is dressed in “corsets and tight jeans”
“I hate spandex and after this baby I never wanna see a legging again! I may go on an anti american aparell tyraid! Course wouldn’t be fare to that establishment since they have litterally kept me clother for the past 8 months. But good grief a girl can only stand but so much lycra in one lifetime! I have had enough I want corsets and and tight jeans and platform stilettos and I want it now![sic]”
Aw, I so remember those days! I hope the rest of her pregnancy goes smoothly and baby comes soon.