I think it’s really funny when celebrities bother to make statements saying, “No, we’re not engaged.” They don’t just deny the rumor, they emphatically deny it, like it’s the most horrible thing on earth.
Reese Witherspoon is denying the rumor that she in engaged to Jake Gyllenhaal. Though there were reports that she was showing off an engagement ring she is saying, “no, no and no.”
Come on Reese, we just want you to be happy, and to a lot of people that means marriage. I guess we’ll have to spread our happy elsewhere.