Saturday Math Lesson: Kate Minus Jon Plus Seven



Kate Gosselin left “husband” Jon at home but took her six youngest children plus her “bodyguard’ Steve Neild to the beach on Friday.  For all you math fans (and I know you’re all on the internet on a Saturday) the equation would read: Kate – Jon + 7 = y.  In this case, y = why, as in ‘Why do we care so much about Jon and Kate.”

Also, I’m wondering where the two oldest kids are.  Therefore, this changes the equation to Kate – Jon + 7 – 2 = y.  Or something like that – don’t ask me, I’m not a mathematician although I have seen one on TV.

Thus ends the math lesson for today.  Hey, don’t complain – it was free.

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