# Saturday Math Lesson: Kate Minus Jon Plus Seven

By sweatpantsmom |

Kate Gosselin left “husband” Jon at home but took her six youngest children plus her “bodyguard’ Steve Neild to the beach on Friday.  For all you math fans (and I know you’re all on the internet on a Saturday) the equation would read: Kate – Jon + 7 = y.  In this case, y = why, as in ‘Why do we care so much about Jon and Kate.”

Also, I’m wondering where the two oldest kids are.  Therefore, this changes the equation to Kate – Jon + 7 – 2 = y.  Or something like that – don’t ask me, I’m not a mathematician although I have seen one on TV.

Thus ends the math lesson for today.  Hey, don’t complain – it was free.

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Marsha Takeda-Morrison is a freelance writer. You can find her exposing her insides on her personal blog Sweatpantsmom, offering up mostly useless opinions on Views From The Pants and ranting about pop culture on MamaPop. She was a regular contributor to Babble's Famecrawler blog.

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