Hugh Hefner’s ex, pregnant Kendra Wilkinson, is writing a book. “I feel like the luckiest girl in the world,” she says in a statement released by publisher Simon Spotlight Entertainment. “I have a husband I adore, a baby on the way, and now my memoir is going to be published!” Excuse me while my head explodes.
The publisher says the book will touch on Wilkinson’s childhood, her Playboy years and her time as Hefner’s girlfriend, her time taping Girls Next Door and her newlywed life with NFL star Hank Baskett. Okay, so maybe I’m just a teeny bit curious to know if she actually ever had sex with Hef. No, really I’m not.
The statement goes on to say, “The memoir will be a humorous, relatable, fish-out-of-water tale that captures the spirit of one of the most beloved Playboy cover models in history.” Adds Jennifer Bergstrom of Simon Spotlight Entertainment: “Kendra is so genuine and funny that her memoir is sure to be unique, refreshing, and a reflection of the woman so many people have fallen in love with.”
Seriously, head exploding now.