Snooki Pens A New Letter To Mama-To-Be Kate MiddletonJoanna Mazewski
For those who grew up in the 80s and 90s, remember back in high school when you used to actually write notes to your best friends, fold them up, scribble a few hearts and leave them in their lockers in between classes? That was the best form of snail mail because I was always excited to get them, even if they started out with the typical and dull, “Wazup? I’m bored.” LOL. These text-messaging kids are totally missing out on the real art of letter-writing (and I really do mean that!).
Well, it looks like Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi still loves to write letters to her gal pals both near and far as the celebrity mom recently wrote one to none other than Kate Middleton. I just love how simple yet sincere Snooki’s letter sounds. Check it out below:
“Dear Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton,
Waiting for your little Prince or Princess to arrive, I am sure you are prepared for your life to totally change—even more than it already has. In the beginning, right when you take your royal golden nugget home to the castle is the most exciting experience of your life. I couldn’t wait to wake up in the middle of the night to take care of my little prince Lorenzo.
But that lasts for about a few days. Then it’s like, “I love you but OMG stop crying! I’m exhausted.” The lack of sleep you will get used to—just do your makeup, put a tiara on, and you’ll look beautiful as usual. Be sure to sing to your baby a lot, too! When I sing to my booger, he calms down and stares at me like he’s in love, which makes me feel amazing—or he’s just trying to tell me to shut the hell up because I can’t sing.
Anyway, music calms them down. I’m pretty sure you can have anyone you want over to sing to your little one … maybe a lullaby from Elton John?
I have no doubt that you will be an amazing mom, but talking to other moms helps, especially being a new mommy. I think we can now add Goddess to your list of titles.
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi”