Someone Get Billy Ray On The Phone


miley-cyrus-concert-united-centerWhat the heck Miley? I post a story about you being the worst celebrity influence of 2009, beating out Kayne West, and then you do this.

Look at you. Where are your parents? Are they in the background cheering on this slutty image you are putting out there for the world to see?

Someone needs to step in, because you and your fans are crazy.  Perhaps your parents can reach out to the girls parents who is threatening to kill and eat her cat if you don’t reopen your Twitter account.

Where are these kids’ parents? The young lady took to her website to say, “This is NOT a prank or a hoax. I am not joking, even if some will choose to interpret it that way. Cooking a cat is not illegal in my country, in fact it’s part of our culture…If Miley doesn’t tweet again, this WILL happen, and I’m as serious as a heart attack.”

Sounds like someone needs to engage the parental controls on their computer and perhaps send their cat somewhere safe for the next little while.

I hope to goodness there aren’t a million little Miley Cyrus’ running around in the next couple of years, she’s too young to have so much influence.