Story Of The Week: Gwyneth Paltrow Hawking Frozen Food In Austria

She makes it look so easy.

As we all know, Gisele Bundchen‘s organic stepsister Gwyneth Paltrow is a pretty busy woman with her mom blog, her movie making, and telling us poor minions how to eat and raise our kids since we do that so inadequately ourselves. But it looks in between her $400 colon cleanses (gooping is expensive, ok?) and stepping on feminist toes with her own perfectly manicured ones, she’s also hawking gas station-quality frozen food to the unfortunate people of Austria.

Haven’t they gone through enough?

And here I was trying really hard to like Gwyneth, despite her over-the-top pretentiousness and making me feel bad for feeding my kids Cheez-Its.

According to the Austrian Times, Gwyneth spent about two days filming advertisements for the Austrian supermarket chain Spar in Paris recently which plans to debut on Austrian television and billboards this week. In the adverts, she promotes the organic frozen food line by saying, “They are a really healthy alternative to grab and go!”

Yep, this is the same woman who once said she’d rather die than serve her kids Cup-A-Soup and in a very Michelle Duggar-like fashion try to convince us that we need to make our dinner from scratch every night for our family if we want to be considered good moms.

I mean, this is just all too much for me. And here I’ve been nice to Gwyn by praising her style and trying to give her a chance while other blogs have been slamming her left and right for her snobby interviews.

Excuse me while I down a can of processed cheese and watch Sliding Doors on Netflix.


  • Gwyneth Paltrow 1 of 3
    Gwyneth Paltrow
    Gwyneth's new gig: promoting frozen food in Austria while she thinks we're not looking.
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  • Hypocrite? 2 of 3
    Do you think Gwyneth is a hypocrite for shilling frozen food while at the same time she tries to make us moms feel bad for sometimes feeding our kids non-organic processed food?
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  • Oh, Gwen 3 of 3
    Oh, Gwen
    Either way, this is the best news I've heard all week. It's just so much fun to love to hate a celebrity like Gwyneth. She makes it just too easy!
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