Thanksgiving Quotes: Funny Thanksgiving Quotes & Sayings

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Funny Celebrity Thanksgiving Quotes

In honor of Thanksgiving, we thought it would be fun to put together a list of Thanksgiving quotes that are funny from celebrities. Celebrities love Turkey Day too, and these famous people throughout history have some great funny Thanksgiving quotes and sayings.

Here are some of our favorite Thanksgiving quotes and sayings that are funny:

“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson

“We are having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we are having a swan. You get more stuffing.” – George Carlin

“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” – Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinner takes 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-time takes 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.” – Erma Bombeck

“Got no check books, got no banks. Still I’d like to express my thanks – I got the sun in the mornin’ and the moon at night.”
Irving Berlin

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” – Jon Stewart

“You can say you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” – Jay Leno

“Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.” – Kevin James

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