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Best Quotes Of 2011: Jessica Simpson Talks Farts, Harper Beckham On Prada, And Teresa Giudice On Scratching

Jessica Simpson talked often about her flatulent pregnancy

2011 was surely a great year for off-the-wall celebrity parenting and pregnancy quotes. Take Jessica Simpson for example. For about a good five months Jess refused to even acknowledge her pregnancy despite her growing bump and when she finally did fess up to it, she couldn’t stop talking about her… farts.

Apparently, we’ve learned a lot this year from our favorite celebrity moms and dads. Despite being only six months old, Harper Beckham already loves Prada, Denise Richards‘ daughter Eloise is easier to take care of than her ex-husband Charlie Sheen and Suri Cruise is her mom’s personal stylist.

There were also some great quotes from controversial mom-to-be Beyonce wanting the MTV Video Music Awards audience to “feel the love inside of her” (was she talking about her fetus or her pillow pet?), and Katy Perry dodging her own pregnancy rumors, simply calling that baby bump of hers “a taco bell” and why Neil Patrick Harris staples his kids to the cribs.

Check out our top quotes from celebrity parents here and tell us what you think!

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  • Jessica Simpson on her pregnancy farts 1 of 25
    Jessica Simpson on her pregnancy farts
    "I feel there's no reason, when you're pregnant, to be shy about anything," she said in an interview with E! News. "I would normally blame gas on the dog. Now, I take full credit."
  • Neil Patrick Harris on stapling his kids to their cribs 2 of 25
    Neil Patrick Harris on stapling his kids to their cribs
    Neil shared his baby sleeping trick while on The Daily Show this year saying, "Here's the trick," he teased, "a staple gun!"
  • Bethenny Frankel on mom competition 3 of 25
    Bethenny Frankel on mom competition
    "Try not to let the haters get you down and try not to be your harshest critic," she told Parenting magazine.
  • Bebe Buell (Liv Tyler’s mom) on Dina Lohan’s parenting skills 4 of 25
    Bebe Buell (Liv Tyler's mom) on Dina Lohan's parenting skills
    "Dina Lohan's relationship with her daughter Lindsay disturbs me," Bebe said in an interview with OK! magazine. "I don't see a mother and a daughter there. If my beautiful daughter was like that ... I mean Lindsay and Liv were practically born on the same day. So I look at Lindsay and I see my own child in her because there's a great talent there."
  • Jeremy Piven on his biggest critic 5 of 25
    Jeremy Piven on his biggest critic
    "I'm just trying to impress my niece Pearl. I've got Spy Kids 4D coming out, and I'm taking her to the premiere. She thinks I work for the bus company because she saw my picture on a bus. I tried to take a picture with her for my mom and she said she only takes pictures with celebrities and walked away," Jeremy said about his biggest critic during the NYC premiere of Entourage.
  • Katie Holmes on her biggest fashion critic 6 of 25
    Katie Holmes on her biggest fashion critic
    "Sometimes I take inspiration from Suri's fashion choices," Katie told US Weekly. "Suri is my style critic. I know I look good when Suri asks if she can have my outfit when she's older."
  • Caroline Manzo about her sister Dina Manzo 7 of 25
    Caroline Manzo about her sister Dina Manzo
    "It became ugly and ah … um … we argued a lot. She claims that I never supported her and Teresa's a big part of it. When you get into this world, the fame … your mind isn't right. You drink the Kool-Aid, as they say," Caroline said during the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special.
  • Teresa Giudice: Go Scratch! 8 of 25
    Teresa Giudice: Go Scratch!
    "Caroline, go scratch. Go scratch." Teresa Giudice, defending her choice to discuss the problems she is having with her brother, Joe Gorga, with her 10 year-old daughter, Gia on "The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part ll."
  • Donald Trump, the Baby Birth Certificate Expert 9 of 25
    Donald Trump, the Baby Birth Certificate Expert
    "Why doesn't he show his birth certificate? There's something on that birth certificate that he doesn't like," he said on "The View" about President Barack Obama's birth certificate.
  • Denise Richards on childcare 10 of 25
    Denise Richards on childcare
    Denise Richards on taking care of her newborn daughter Eloise on the Conan O'Brien Show:
    "She's definitely easier to take care of than my ex-husband [Charlie Sheen]."
  • Lynne Spears on her biggest regret with her daughter Britney 11 of 25
    Lynne Spears on her biggest regret with her daughter Britney
    "I would over-compensate and I tried to make things seem happier when my kids were growing up, because I was aware of the deficit. Maybe I didn't give her the skills to handle the hard times. Maybe I sheltered her too much from the realities, and sometimes that's not a good thing," she told the Daily Mail.
  • Katy Perry on her baby bump 12 of 25
    Katy Perry on her baby bump
    "I like In-N-Out Burger and Taco Bell. If you want to make that pregnant, that's your problem," she told Hollyscoop.
  • Victoria Beckham on mother/daughter bonding 13 of 25
    Victoria Beckham on mother/daughter bonding
    During an interview at New York's Fashion Week she said about her daughter Harper, "We went to Prada and she loved it. It was like she was saying, ‘Mummy, I'm home!"
  • Billy Ray Cyrus on fame 14 of 25
    Billy Ray Cyrus on fame
    Referring to The Hannah Montana Show he said in a print interview with Harper's Bazaar: "The damn show destroyed my family."
  • Beyonce at The MTV Video Music Awards 15 of 25
    Beyonce at The MTV Video Music Awards
    "I want you to feel the love that's growing inside of me."
  • Miranda Kerr on Breast-Feeding 16 of 25
    Miranda Kerr on Breast-Feeding
    "I am breast feeding and pumping. When I am at work I am pumping. I feel like a milk maid, but it is worth it," she told Australia's Herald Sun.
  • Kate Winslet on being a working mom 17 of 25
    Kate Winslet on being a working mom
    "I [balance work with raising 2 kids] with great precision. I plan everything in advance: who's picking up. We have charts, maps and lists on the fridge, all over the house. I sometimes feel like I'm with the CIA," she told Harper's Bazaar.
  • Julia Roberts on the importance of calling mom 18 of 25
    Julia Roberts on the importance of calling mom
    "I try to call my mother, Betty, with more regularity because I think, What if Hazel didn't call me for two weeks? I'm able to see her mothering now from a different vantage point," she told Entertaiment Weekly.
  • Amy Poehler on distracting the kids 19 of 25
    Amy Poehler on distracting the kids
    I'll bring my BlackBerry, and everybody wants it. But bring one that's a few seasons old for them to play with and they look at you like, "Nice try." Even kids under 2 seem to have a sense for technology and what the latest product is," she told Entertainment Weekly.
  • Angelina Jolie on her own parenting skills 20 of 25
    Angelina Jolie on her own parenting skills
    "I will never be as good a mother as she was, but I'll do my best … She's better than me," she said during an interview with 60 Minutes.
  • Gwyneth Paltrow on her children’s radars 21 of 25
    Gwyneth Paltrow on her children's radars
    "It has been my personal experience (both as a child and a mother) that children are like little radios picking up our frequency," she wrote in her blog.
  • Brad Pitt on adoption 22 of 25
    Brad Pitt on adoption
    "I have seen children suffer far beyond what we experience in America like our oldest daughter. I know she would not be alive (if she had not been adopted). I know what care was available to her, and it was nil. I cannot imagine life without her," he told Parade Magazine.
  • Orlando Bloom on the word 23 of 25
    Orlando Bloom on the word
    "I love it," he recently told Hollyscoop. "I hate that word, but I love being a father."
  • Kate Gosselin on having more kids 24 of 25
    Kate Gosselin on having more kids
    Kate Gosselin on the George Lopez Show:
    "I've been on a few little dates here and there but I have eight kids already… I don't need nine."
    "But Jon, your ex, was like a child, he was very childish," Lopez joked.
    "You said it!" Kate replied.
  • Kate Hudson on judge-y parents 25 of 25
    Kate Hudson on judge-y parents
    "Kids should make their own mistakes without their parents being judgmental," she told Elle magazine.
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