Season 5 of the Jersey Shore is right around the corner and quite honestly, we couldn’t care less. But because Snooki, Vinny, Sammi, Juggs and Meathead are going to want to extend their already over-extended 15 minutes of fame, there’s a good chance that one of them might pull out all the stops (why did I write that?) and — save us please – get pregnant.
I mean, it worked for Beyonce’s career in 2011, didn’t it?
Well when it comes to that crazy Jersey bunch, anything can happen. And by anything, I mean a to-good-to-be-true pregnancy announcement by Snooki or her twin, Deena Nicole Maria Sophia Loren Cortese followed by pickle pregnancy craving endorsements, a Jersey Shore-inspired maternity line complete with expanding sequined tube tops, a special episode of one of the girls’ televised baby showers with cold cuts and salamis provided by the corner Italian Deli, and so on. Yeah, and FDL would be the new GTL (formula, diapers, lotion).
Or worse – some poor soul named
Mariah Yeater Gia Gina Gucci who thinks The Situation is the father of her unborn child and wants a paternity test done plus fifty percent of his earnings. Oh, and her own reality show.
Oh dear – I hope the MTV team isn’t reading this. This might totally give them an idea for Season 6.
Check out our photo gallery of our top ten reasons why the Jersey Shore cast should not procreate and tell us if you agree or not!
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