The Jersey Shore: Will We See Baby Bumps In 2012? (Photos)

Someone might be having a Situation in 2012.

Season 5 of the Jersey Shore is right around the corner and quite honestly, we couldn’t care less. But because Snooki, Vinny, Sammi, Juggs and Meathead are going to want to extend their already over-extended 15 minutes of fame, there’s a good chance that one of them might pull out all the stops (why did I write that?) and — save us please get pregnant.

I mean, it worked for Beyonce‘s career in 2011, didn’t it?

Well when it comes to that crazy Jersey bunch, anything can happen. And by anything, I mean a to-good-to-be-true pregnancy announcement by Snooki or her twin, Deena Nicole Maria Sophia Loren Cortese followed by pickle pregnancy craving endorsements, a Jersey Shore-inspired maternity line complete with expanding sequined tube tops, a special episode of one of the girls’ televised baby showers with cold cuts and salamis provided by the corner Italian Deli, and so on. Yeah, and FDL would be the new GTL (formula, diapers, lotion).

Or worse some poor soul named Mariah Yeater Gia Gina Gucci who thinks The Situation is the father of her unborn child and wants a paternity test done plus fifty percent of his earnings. Oh, and her own reality show.

Oh dear I hope the MTV team isn’t reading this. This might totally give them an idea for Season 6.

Check out our photo gallery of our top ten reasons why the Jersey Shore cast should not procreate and tell us if you agree or not!

  • Paul DelVecchio 1 of 10
    Paul DelVecchio
    Actually, we'd like to see DJ Pauly D have a baby - and that baby be completely bald.
  • Nicole Polizzi 2 of 10
    Nicole Polizzi
    If Snooki had a baby, it would be too confusing for the hospital staff. No one would be sure who would be the newborn since both mother and baby are about the same size.
  • Jenni Farley 3 of 10
    Jenni Farley
    Could you imagine J-Woww breastfeeding her baby? That poor child would need some industry-strength goggles and a helmet to stay protected from those -- ahem -- assets of hers.
  • Vinnie Guadagnino 4 of 10
    Vinnie Guadagnino
    His child is going to be picked on for being the whitest kid in the Shore.
  • Jenni & Snooki 5 of 10
    Jenni & Snooki
    Could you imagine J-Woww and Snooki being pregnant at the same time? Neither can we, but their horrendous maternity fashions would be just too much for this blog to handle at one time.
  • Ronnie Ortiz-Magro 6 of 10
    Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    Ronnie would be a daddy. Then he would break-up with being a daddy. Then he'd say he loved being a daddy. Then he'd say he hates being a daddy. You know the story by now.
  • Sammi Giancola 7 of 10
    Sammi Giancola
    Could you imagine Sammi during one of her pregnancy mood swings? It would be the most pathetic, boring and uneventful mood swings ever televised on reality TV. Why is the one still on the show?
  • Sammi Giancola, Deena Nicole Cortese 8 of 10
    Sammi Giancola, Deena Nicole Cortese
    Moving right along...
  • Deena Nicole Cortese 9 of 10
    Deena Nicole Cortese
    Deena wouldn't wait until a gossip magazine would offer her a cover of her naked self with her belly bump. She would do that for free. Anywhere and everywhere.
  • Mike 10 of 10
    There's no doubt The Situation's child would be the cockiest kid on the playground. That, and his babysitters would get tired of his constant "situation" in his diapers. Like father, like son!

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