The Jolie-Pitts Are Hooked On McDonald's


brangelina-mcdonaldsAnother Sunday afternoon, another trip through the drive-thru at McDonald’s. It’s just a typical week in the new lowbrow low-key lifestyle of the Jolie-Pitt family.

If you’re feeling a foreboding sense of deja vu, don’t worry — its not you.

Apparently, one of America’s most high-profile couples is routinely taking advantage of the greasy value menu at America’s most notorious fast food chains… It’s like the 4th of July times 10.

Who would have thought that the Brad and Angie would embrace the golden arches? But there they are, with a bag of fat burgers for the whole family. It must be the economy. Or are they really like us?

I guess it’s just a wretched stereotype, but I just assumed that Angie wouldn’t want her children eating rainforest burgers from Mickey D’s — either for health or socially-conscious reasons… or just general snootiness.

Personally, I’m more of a Subway fan, but not a lot of Subways have drive-thrus, and I can only imagine the paparazzi circus that Brangelina would have to fight their way through in order to speak with a sandwich artist.

Still, I had Brad pegged as an In-N-Out Burger type of guy.