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They Said What? Hilarious Quotes From The Cast Of MTVs “Teen Mom”

The cast of "Teen Mom"

Ahhh, MTV. You’ve given us Beavis and Butthead, Puck from The Real World, The Jersey Shore‘s Snooki, and of course, the cast of Teen Mom. Our generation thanks you for giving us endless hours of reality television that we would so rather waste our time on than do more productive things in our life, like, read Hunger Games or play Words With Friends.

While the Teen Mom cast do say the darnest things that start with “Duh,” “Huh,” and “Yuh,” they’ve had some light bulb moments. Take Teen Mom mom Barbara Evans for example. Forget Maci Bookout or Farrah Abraham, it’s this woman who needs a spin-off show. With such memorable lines as “Jumpa cables! Fix-a-Flat,” or “I hope ya have fun livin’ in the street with ya booooooooyfriend,” millions of young viewers would tune in to see what Barbara would have to see week after week. With subtitles, of course.

Check out our photo gallery and some of the craziest quotes heard from the Teen Mom cast from both the show and on their Twitter pages. Based on what they say, who do you think should have a spin-off show?

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  • Jennelle Evans’ Boyfriend Kieffer tries to form a sentence 1 of 10
    Jennelle Evans' Boyfriend Kieffer tries to form a sentence
    "I don't know why you want me to do what Jenelle wants me to do all the time every day."
    Source via Wet Paint
  • Barbara Evans being a supportive mother 2 of 10
    Barbara Evans being a supportive mother
    "I hope ya have fun livin' in the street with ya booooooyfriend!"
    Source via Reality Round Up
  • Chelsea Houska on breaking-up and being… broken. 3 of 10
    Chelsea Houska on breaking-up and being... broken.
    "I'll be okay. Is that what you want me to say? It's called break up...cause it's broken."
    Source via Twitter
  • Maci Bookout on the weather forecast 4 of 10
    Maci Bookout on the weather forecast
    "Spring weather lasted about a week.. its hot as sheeeet in the south."
    Source via Twitter
  • Catelynn Lowell on why she chose to be on Teen Mom 5 of 10
    Catelynn Lowell on why she chose to be on Teen Mom
    "Yep but everyone is different i did what i knew was best for me. and im here to help girls who think the same. Also help girls."
    Source via Twitter
  • Barbara Evans on her cooking. 6 of 10
    Barbara Evans on her cooking.
    "Those are the worst dough-boys I eva made, they turned out howwable."
    Source via
  • Ryan Edwards to his ex, Maci Bookout and her suggestion that they work out a plan for their son, Bentley 7 of 10
    Ryan Edwards to his ex, Maci Bookout and her suggestion that they work out a plan for their son, Bentley
  • Kyle King on the importance of bike safety. 8 of 10
    Kyle King on the importance of bike safety.
    "Life is tough, get a helmet."
    Source via Wet Paint
  • Gary Shirley on thinking 9 of 10
    Gary Shirley on thinking
    "I'm a man alone with his thoughts."
    Source via Wet Paint
  • Barbara Evans on her daughter, Jennelle 10 of 10
    Barbara Evans on her daughter, Jennelle
    "Yah look so much bettah holdin a piece a pizzah in yah hands, rathah than a cigahrette!!!"
    Source via Twitter
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Photos via Twitter.com

 

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