Wanna See Levi Johnston's Johnson? Get Out Your Wallet


levi-johnston-nakedFrom the Things That Don’t Surprise Anyone file: Sarah Palin’s almost-son-in-law Levi Johnston says that he would be willing to post nude for the right price. I guess the bigger question is: Who in their right mind is going to pay to see Levi Johnston naked?

In a riveting, in-depth interview via Skype with Bravo, Johnston, who fathered baby Tripp with Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol, says, “It depends on the money, man. It’s gotta be right for that.”

Let’s hope that money goes right into baby Tripp’s college fund. Or better yet, judging by the family dynamics in the entire Palin circle, at least towards some really good therapy.

When asked about his status as a “gay pin-up boy,” the aspiring actor and model said, “I think it’s great, man. Um, I just like my fans. Just another person.”

Johnston also had a few thoughts on Palin. Saying she definitely “wears the pants in the family,” he said of the rumors that Alaska’s former first couple is divorcing, “I heard about some of that. [They were] fighting like cats and dogs.”

Johnston, who was in his hometown of Wasilla, Alaska, ended the interview by saying he was “thinking about” making a run for Palin’s former position. “Maybe one day. It sounds like a lot of fun,” he said before signing off to go sheep hunting.

You can’t make this stuff up.