'Wedding Crashers' Best Lines from Movie!

Wedding Crashers stars Owen Wilson as John Beckwith and Vince Vaughn as his best friend and fellow wedding crasher Jeremy Grey. Rachel McAdams plays Claire Cleary with a hilarious performance by Isla Fisher as youngest sister Gloria Cleary.  There is brief appearance by Will Ferrell that almost steals the movie but Wedding Crashers is just laugh out loud funny.

The story follows divorce mediators John Beckwith and Jeremy Grey, who are business partners and best friends who love to crash weddings.   These wedding crashers have a strict code of rules to meet and pick up women at weddings. The wild men get more than the bargained for when they crash the Cleary wedding and both John and Jeremy fall in love.

Wedding Crashers has so many great lines, I can’t even begin to list them all.  But here are a few of my favorite quotes from the funny flick:

The two crashers like to bet on the bride….

John Beckwith: I think we’ve got a crier.
Jeremy Grey: No shot.
John Beckwith: 20 bucks.
Jeremy Grey: Make it 40.
[Bride at alter bursts into tears]

The two buddies bicker like old ladies about their “rules”
Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this shit? Rule #32: You don’t commit to a relative unless you’re absolutely positive they have a pulse.
John Beckwith: Rule #16: Give me an up-to-date family tree. That was your mistake. You made me look like an idiot.
Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

And finally, my favorite quote EVER from Wedding Crashers. When I saw movie, I laughed so loud at the scene where Jeremy and Gloria talk about their future:

Jeremy Grey: Gloria, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching recently, and I think I’m ready to take this relationship, our relationship to the next level.
Gloria Cleary: Jeremy, I am so ready to take it to the next level.
Jeremy Grey: Really?
Gloria Cleary: Yeah. Do you want to watch me with another girl? How about those Brazilian twins we met at the ball game?
Jeremy Grey: I was thinking more along the lines of an engagement.
Gloria Cleary: [Overwhelmed with emotion and happiness. Ecstatic] Oh Jeremy, I do!
Jeremy Grey: I love you.
Gloria Cleary: I love you.

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