What do you think would happen if Kanye West and Kim Kardashian procreated? The two are heating up the rumors that they are indeed dating when they were spotted on a whirlwind “date” in New York City. They hit a clothing store, they hit a place for lunch, and then made their way to F.A.O. Schwartz the mecca for kids and those who love them. That got me thinking. Kanye and Kim? They don’t have kids, but what if they did? What would happen then?
Well…first there would be the official couple nickname ala Bradgelina or TomKat. Maybe K & K, Kimne, Kimkay, or maybe Kanyedashian? But that’s the simple part, if Kim had a Kanye bun in the oven, the paparazzi and the public would go frickin’ CRAZY, yes, that is an all capital crazy. They think the paps presence is too much now? If Kim had a baby bump, there would be a frenzy for any and every frame of film. And would these two hide and keep their baby on the down-low? Hells no. They would turn it into a media storm, feeding the flames of fame with their combined egos and self-importance. Some of thing we could look forward to?
A “very special” Kardashian reality show celebrating the new addition. Kim mom Kris will have a field day with this!
An onslaught of cryptic tweets from Kanye.
An overshare from Kim’s sisters.
Then there would be magazine cover deals, clothing deals, and websites dedicated to their offspring.
And the baby? Well, of course the child’s name would start with a K. The crib would be forged from Italian marble with pearl inlays hand-tooled by monks in some land we’ve never heard of. Kanye would release a tribute song ala Jay-Z, but would have way more auto-tune. And don’t even get me started on what the baby’s wardrobe would be like.
All I know is that kid? Its life experience would be completely surreal. Combine the personalities of Kim and Kanye, mixed with the celebrity factor and throw in the paparazzi and shameless self promotion? That would be bizarre to say the least.