Everyone is talking about Gwyneth Paltrow’s legs. No, not how long and luxurious they are, but what the hell was that goop all over them when she made an appearance on the Tonight Show last night? I didn’t see the segment, but from the looks of the first picture I’m pretty sure her stylist smeared some oil on them right before Gwyneth walked out. I’m also pretty sure that stylist is on her ass out on the streets looking for a new job.
As you can tell by the second photo, someone noticed that Gwyn’s legs looked like they were made out of lucite and rubbed them down. I wonder if she made Chris Martin do it.
I hate to rag on the girl too much, though, because I know how it is to be a mom and not always looking your best when in public. I guess we should just give props to Gwyneth for at least not having on stretched-out sweatpants, mismatched socks and a six-month-old pedicure. Not that I know anyone who goes out like that. I’m just saying.