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Zach Braff Updates Status to ALIVE (Video) and Gets Apology

By Whit Honea |

zach_braff_alive_death_dead_video_donald_faisonNot only did Zach Braff NOT DIE.  He Goldblumed-up and addressed the issue with the best medicine out there: laughter.  Also, he’s still on Scrubs?

Zach first updated his Facebook status, but apparently he did not get enough “likes” to really feel appreciated, so he had to go death-denying 2.0 and bring in the big guns, namely video, Oprah and Dr. Turk.

Here is Zach Braff and his special guest setting the record straight:

In the meantime, the “douchebag” that started this all, circa 2007, swears he is, in fact, not a douchebag.  So there’s that.

According to the prankster:

Zach, sorry if you got offended by me posting a fake suicide about you on the internet. Your 32,000 square foot house would be pretty empty without you. Thanks for (apparently) taking it lightly, since I haven’t gotten a letter about a lawsuit yet. Just so you know, I’m a huge fan; that’s the only reason I made this page, believe it or not. Also, sorry for upsetting your mother :(

I think that somebody needs a hug and I think that somebody is me.  R & B that up.


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Whit Honea is an award-winning writer living in the greater Los Angeles area with his wife, two boys, and too many pets. His personal blog, Honea Express, is updated quarterly (give or take.) Read bio and latest posts → Read Whit Honea's latest posts →

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