The other day we were on a flight back from Disneyland (the happiest place on earth) and as part of our in-flight entertainment we stocked up on a variety of coloring books for our kid. I presented my little one with her new pirate activity book and she was extremely excited to start marking up the lily white pages. I managed to dig out a yellow, blue and brown crayon from the depths of our diaper bag. All was fine and good until she wanted to color his pants. Red. They had to be red. She repeated over and over red, red, red, rojo, red. When she throws in a little Spanish we know she means business. Thing is, in the chaos that is her diaper bag I couldn