From the “For them? Nah, for you” category comes the Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Blaster, an eight-pound, tripod-mounted mofo of a machine gun that lets you unload on enemies at up to three darts per second. It’s recommended for ages 6 and up, Dad, but no one will blink if you grab one for yourself.
$42.99 from Amazon.