It’s official – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s adopted son now has the longest name of any celebrity baby. 3-year-old Pax Thien Jolie became Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt when his new name was approved in a Santa Monica court on Thursday. Pax, who was adopted from a Vietnamese orphanage in March, joins siblings Maddox Jolie-Pitt, Sahara Jolie-Pitt and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt in adopting the family surname. I have to admit they sound beautiful, but can you see the look on the guys face who has to write all these names down when the kids sign up for swim lessons at the Y?
And not to dwell on idle gossip, but if the rumblings are true that the Jolie-Pitt union is in trouble, I think Angie better think twice about who she hooks up with next. I’d say the number one requirement would be that the guy in question have a short name. In the unlikely event she marries a has-been action star, her youngest son is going to have a helluva time fitting Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt Van Damme in that little space on his ID card.
At any rate, congratulations Pax! And cheer up – at least your name’s not Kal-El.