With the way Maggie Gyllenhaal whips her breasts out all over town, you’d think doing it on purpose just to piss people off. I mean, could her baby, Ramona, possibly need to eat that much? And in public, no less? In front of a bunch of paparazzi? You’d think she had an agenda or something. Like, is she trying to show people that breast feeding is natural and breasts are for feeding babies and if you have a problem with it, it’s your problem and no one else’s?
(Which is just another way of saying, rock on wit yo’ bad seff, Maggie! You aaaaalmost make me wish I was still nursing.)
I have an idea for a new list. It will be an antidote to all of the superficial and misogynistic lists that currently get all of the press, and it will make everyone feel better. Cookie Magazine or whomever could publish it, and we could all debate who
Finally, Anne Rice* Underoos! Now available at Hot Topic.
This just in: children should not be exposed to boobies. Boobies are dirty. Boobies are bad. Boobies corrupt the young and inflame the wicked. Boobies should be kept tucked away under shirts or, at least, teeny weeny bikini tops. But – just in case you
Here’s Maggie Gyllenhaal in Manhattan, taking a stroll with 7-month old daughter Ramona and taking precautions