You gotta feel for Danny Moder. It must be hard being ‘Mr. Julia Roberts‘ or as I like to call him, ‘Pretty Woman’s Man.’
Who is he? Where did he come from? All I know is he ditched his wife to hook up with Roberts. The poor guy doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page, for crying out loud.
Is he trying not to be recognized as he takes 2-1/2-year-old son Phinnaeus bike riding in Venice? If so, it’s working, Danny – I still have you no idea who you are.