Mariska Hargitay’s Son, August, Was Born in June, Go Figure
Mariska Hargitay, daughter of Jayne Mansfield (did you know that?), and her husband, Peter Hermann, celebrated their son’s first birthday (August, pictured), with a bash in Central Park. Among the guests were Debra Messing, her ribcage, and her son Roman.
August and Roman? Why didn’t they have a toga party? I really hope the entertainment involved gladiators.
*No Christians or lions were injured during the throwing of this party.


I knew she was Jayne’s daughter. Mariska mentioned it in every interview i have seen of her for the past couple years. Along the lines of yes she is volumptious, because you know, Jayne Mansfield is my mother…blah blah blah. What else is she famous for, a television show? Never even heard of her before the pregnancy…
just fyi, ever one of your posts makes me giggle. you’re funny. i’m a fan.
I didn’t know she was Jayne Mansfields’ daughter! You are full of tidbits Waymon.