Mariska Hargitay, daughter of Jayne Mansfield (did you know that?), and her husband, Peter Hermann, celebrated their son’s first birthday (August, pictured), with a bash in Central Park. Among the guests were Debra Messing, her ribcage, and her son Roman.
August and Roman? Why didn’t they have a toga party? I really hope the entertainment involved gladiators.
*No Christians or lions were injured during the throwing of this party.