David Hans Schmidt is slime. Big time. He, and it is now rumored that he didn’t act alone, tried to run a little extortion by our favorite alien, Mr. Tom Cruise. Apparently, the idiot got his hands on the photos of the Cruise-Holmes Italian wedding and wanted over one million dollars in exchange. No word on whether he did the Dr. Evil pinky thing when he made the demand.
It would seem that Schmidt was not familiar with a little something the kids call the F.B.I., which arrested him on $100,000 bond.
What in the world could he have been thinking? Unless Xenu was the bridesmaid or the ceremony was straight out of Eyes Wide Shut, I can’t imagine the photos were any more exciting that Miss New Jersey getting her drink on.