Something in the Way He Moves: Zac Efron, I Know Your Secret
I’m sure you’re familiar with Zac Efron. He’s the over-tanned teen who stars in Disney’s High School Musical and the imaginatively titled High School Musical 2. He’s also been in the news lately because his co-star/girlfriend took some naked pictures of herself one day and sent them to another teen star who still wears a retainer. I say they all get together and film a reality show about an underage whorehouse with a 10pm curfew.
I’ve seen his picture a lot lately, and there was something eerily familiar about him that I just couldn’t put my finger on.
And then it hit me.
Zac Efron, meet your daddy.
Sure it means that the American Idol and Emmy Awards host would have only been 13 when he fathered little Zac, but this is Hollywood, people. Here in Tinseltown most stars have married, had kids, divorced and are embroiled in bitter custody battles by the time they’re out of training pants.
When the dark truth comes out, remember you heard it here first. Seacrest out!
See more secrets revealed on Strollerderby in Celebrity Paternity Poker.
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Ryan Seacrest? No, David Cassidy is obviously Zac Efron’s real father. They have the same pancake makeup tan and eye makeup. Like father like son.
If she sends him enough photos of girls maybe Mr. Cheeto tan will like them.
He should teach his dad to wear eye-liner, it would bring out his highlights.