Sometimes we need to put things in perspective. Sure, Britney is the biggest trainwreck in recent years, but to be really crazy, like freaking certifiable, you’ve got to be in it for the long haul. Remember Michael Jackson? That’s a nut that is committed and probably should be. The guy could teach Britney a thing or four about strange behavior. In fact, the only piece of decency that MJ can dangle over Britney is that we haven’t been subjected to an internet full of his undercarriage. Note to self, send thank-you card to Internet.
Jackson took his entourage of future best-selling autobiography writers to see The Lion King in NYC on Sunday (the play, not the movie- that’s out on VHS already). The children, Paris, Prince, and Blanket, were all wrapped up in their Britney best, bad wigs for all the kids! Dadcko also had on a wig, you know, to keep the theme alive, sunglasses, and the world’s uglies pants this side of Vanilla Ice.
Apparently the family went backstage to meet the cast, who suddenly felt slightly underdressed in their pitiful little elephant and gazelle numbers. It’s embarrassing, being out-wigged by a kid named Blanket.
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