So let’s file this post under Maternity Wear Mistake Of The Week, shall we? Because that dress that she wore the other day to a school performance in the Bronx? Is really, really fug. Pregnancy does NOT have to mean tent dresses, Jenny, it really doesn’t. Look at Christina: skinny jeans and platform heels. Look at Nicole: bikinis or pillows. Neither of them: tents.
Branch out a little, Jen. You don’t have to squeeze into your old FlyGirl outfits, but please: lose the bows and the tents and, for God’s sake, wear neither of these things in metallics. You look a spacecraft. With a hat. FUG.