Maternity Wear Mistake Of The Week: J-Lo Goes Space-Fug
I’m no longer going to dignify J-Lo’s denials of her pregnancy with acknowledgement. As far as I’m concerned, she’s pregnant, full stop, end of story.
So let’s file this post under Maternity Wear Mistake Of The Week, shall we? Because that dress that she wore the other day to a school performance in the Bronx? Is really, really fug. Pregnancy does NOT have to mean tent dresses, Jenny, it really doesn’t. Look at Christina: skinny jeans and platform heels. Look at Nicole: bikinis or pillows. Neither of them: tents.
Branch out a little, Jen. You don’t have to squeeze into your old FlyGirl outfits, but please: lose the bows and the tents and, for God’s sake, wear neither of these things in metallics. You look a spacecraft. With a hat. FUG.
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