I’m sorry, but the only reason that anyone – ANYONE – would go onstage in outfits like this is if they’re hiding something major around the tummy area. That, or they’ve had some sort of fashion lobotomy. Or both. I know that I already said that I’m taken it as read that J-Lo is pregnant, but it warrants repeating after seeing these pics of her on her current concert tour: J-LO GOT BUMP.
And if the ice-cream coloured and sperm-patterned tent-cut ensembles aren’t evidence enough for you, there’s this: OK Magazine reports that Marc Anthony seemed to be teasing the audience with cryptic hints. “This is such a special evening on so many levels,” he is reported to have told them. “You are the first people to witness this new part of our lives.”
By ‘new part of our lives’ is he referring to this new foray into vomitricious stagewear (seriously, if I didn’t already have my head stuck in the toilet from morning sickness these pictures would send me there fast), or – my guess – a new member of the family being cooked up underneath all of that vomitricious clothing? You decide.
(photo credit – JustJared)