What, is Scientology toughening their screening process?
Britney Spears somehow acquired one of those things. You know that square kind of thing with the papers in it and words that people read. They’re all over the shelves between the door and the Starbucks counter in Barnes and Noble.
The Zohar is an important book in the religion of Kabbalah. You know the one, the offshoot religion that has Madonna as its Tom Cruise. Does this make Britney their John Travolta?
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