If you hurry, you might be able to make it to Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas to toast tonight’s wedding of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon. TMZ is reporting that the lovely couple are set to wed at 8pm tonight in the Mirage Villas, and that PH is planning on passing out free champagne across the casino floor to celebrate. Which is a coincidence, since I’m sure both Anderson and Salomon have done their share of passing out on the casino floor.
Anderson wrote on her website today, “The greatest revenge is true happiness. On a more interesting note, Planet Hollywood and I are up to so many wonderful projects …We are toasting the casino right after we get married after my show.”
Ah, yes – the greatest revenge is true happiness. Because as we all know, marriage is less about love and commitment than the knowledge that you’ve gotten back at anyone who’s ever screwed you over. I’m getting teary-eyed.