Out and about with uber-cute son Cruz, Victoria Beckham instructed son Cruz to bring along his suitcase in case she wanted to change into her robotic bionic nipples which are 5 times the size of these lame ones. That way if she ran into Jordan, she could pierce the loudmouth bimbo’s eyes with her super-nipples. Then we’d all be like, “Boobfight!”
Whit told me boobfights are teh awesomeness.
Photo Credit: INF Daily.