Maxim Magazine has just named Sarah Jessica Parker as the Unsexiest Woman Alive, and they weren’t exactly, um, nice about it:
“How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with ‘sex’ in the title?” they said. “Pull your skirt down, Secretariat, we
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So the story is that Britney Spears had no idea she was on Maxim 's list of unsexiest women, and almost crashed a party that the magazine was hosting on Tuesday night at Opera nightclub…
that is so rude this is just another for of trying to degrade women and its a cheap shot.i think every woman is beautiful
ITs sad that a magazine like Maxim would demean any woman. Our society is still superficial. Maxim seem like a trashy negative magazine to say something like this. I AM NOT GOING TO BUY A MAGAZINE THATS NEGATIVE AND DEMEANS WOMEN.
I totally agree with John. Whilst I think that an article such as this by Maxim is in poor taste, I think it highlights the massive difference between what women perceive to be sexy and what men actually think is sexy. I agree, who would want a pedantic, insecure, fake, gold-digging phoney as their wife?
The thing people need to understand about why men despise SJP so much is that Sex and the City has been shoved down peoples’ throats as a cultural phenomenon, and purports to “Say Something” about female empowerment. But the show may as well be called Bling Bling for White Women – the only middle-class guy the 4 harpies on it will lower themselves to stick with is the bartender and even then only after he “improves himself” and opens his OWN bar. No self-respecting man would want to stay with any of these neurotic gold-diggers. I remember suffering through one episode with a then-girlfriend where SJP was describing how she was sizing up a potential suitor (lawyer or something) as being “good on paper” and now wanting to see if there could be anything between them. It’s just 30 minutes of hypocrisy since the show purports that the 4 main characters are just looking for true love.
Now, I think Maxim is stupid, juvenile and I don’t read it. This list was in my AIM popup after which I Googled it out of curiosity. But as I understand it the editors didn’t make the list, they polled and compiled the results. I think it reflects male disgust with SJP’s show and the notion that men are attracted to the sort of women who will have sex with dozens and dozens of people without caring if there is any real emotion or connection involved. Personally, nothing turns me off more so I think SJP is a perfect #1 for this list for her godawful show that’s rerun everywhere.
wow, she’s one of the few celebrities with an awesome personality. Yeah, physically she is not the most attractive, but damn, she’s a beautiful person. But that’s Maxim for you, objectifying women again… and slimming people’s minds. low class baby!
Somebody had to take her down. Sex in the City tried to pass that horse-faced, whiny, and embarrasingly badly dressed thing as an example of modern womanhood. Somebody needed to state the obvious- she is ugly, badly dressed, and a terrible role model. She is an embarrasment.
I think SJP is beautiful!
Uh, did Maxim use the word “broad” to describe a woman?
Is this the 70′s or the 21st century? Nice to know that Maxim denegrates woman and even to the point of coining old derogatory phrases that women have long since overcome.
SJP??? Are they nuts!! What is wrong with guys today? She is beautiful and stylish. I just don’t get it. They just know they can’t have her. I can think of people way worse than her. Plus, I can’t think of anyone better than her.
Hmm, yeah, Rosie O’Donnell and Star Jones are much sexier that SJP.
I have to agree with SJP, she’s completely unsexy to me. But how could they have missed Anne Coulter? She defines unsexy, not to mention vile.
I think they are just tactless assholes. I would love to see what they look like.
i can’t believe somebody would even make a list like this, i think this is disgusting. everyone has a different definition of what “sexy” is. people are different and find different things attractive. i think every girl on this list is sexy in their own way.
I agree, SJP is not particulary attractive. I (nor my husband) have never understood WHAT people found attractive about her. I thought it was because I am female and black…just not getting it. Now, a group of white men tell me I’m right. I feel better.
Still, this type of mean-spirited commentary is pretty disgusting and rather sad. There are a lot more important things we should all be thinking about.
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I am sure that there are better things that one can be doing…the people at Maxim are a waste of paper and need to attend self esteem classes…they clearly have issues.
I don’t know who Sandra Oh is, but Amy Winehouse is still kinda hot i think. but Britney and SJP are fug for sure.
I love Maxim Magazine to death but this ridiculous statement has got me thinking weather I should BURN my massive collection. I am for sure going to cancel my subscription. Screw these fools SJP is bangin.
I love Maxim Magazine to death but this ridiculous statement has got me thinking weather I should BURN my massive collection. I am for sure going to cancel my subscription. Screw these fools SJP is bangin.
I must admit, I’ve never really seen the appeal, in that I do agree she doesn’t have a lovely face, but yeah, I’m not into being mean, even to celebs. And I think it is her persona that gives her appeal, not to mention that she wears clothes really well on that teeny tiny little body of hers.
She does have spectacular tits.
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Aw. I have a soft-spot for SJP. I think her body is BANGING. I mean, HELLO? Those tits are ridic.
I think Maxim, the magazine for assholes, only likes women who are jailbait and childless. I mean, yuck dudes, who wants to go out with somebody’s mom? They might want you to act like a man or something.
that’s a disgusting magazine with disgusting taste… who cares what those idiots
think… that’s just hurtful! sarah is sexy because she is a mom, in great shape, fashionable, smart, and down to earth. I have never thought madonna as a huge talent, but please, she has lasted 20+ years in that ridiculous industry and that’s how you show respect to an obviously very smart woman???? rubbish!!!