And You Thought YOUR Parents Were Embarassing: Joey Buttafuoco and Amy Fisher Caught In Sex Tape Scandals
Amy Fisher, the “Long Island Lolita” turned soccer mom, is suing everybody she can find over the release of a sex tape that she says was made privately. Which, you know, is the right thing to do, really. Can’t let those sex tapes just hit the Internet and the porn shop shelves without a fight. That would be wrong.
Wrong, that is, unless you’re Joey Buttafuoco.
Word has it that Amy’s ex-lover, Joey Buttafuoco – the man whose wife Amy shot when she was seventeen – also has a sex tape. And Joey is saying, apparently, that he won’t kick up a fuss at all if his sex tape is somehow, erm, slipped into the hands of some unscrupulous porn distributor.
This is, I think, the most disturbing news that I’ve heard all day, with the possible exception of the story that Paris Hilton is being used to test pain tolerance in mice. A Joey Buttafuoco sex tape? Grrrrooooossss. Just because Ron Jeremy succeeded in porn doesn’t mean that the world wants to see the other ugliest man alive getting his freak on. Also, the dude’s got a family. Doesn’t he realize that if his kids weren’t already scarred for life from the Long Island Lolita scandal, this will gut and eviscerate them and leave them open to the worms of public humiliation. Dad’s a total gross-out sleazebucket who screws young girls and shows his dick all over the Internet. That’s gonna get in the way of bright, healthy futures for those kids, for sure.
On a brighter note, Amy Fisher has decided to forgive her husband for releasing the tape, which he did when Amy briefly left him this past spring for (wait for it) Joey Buttafuoco. Now that’s family values, people.
(You can see stills from the video HERE. It’d be wrong, really, to look, but I’m not going to tell you what to do.)