Larry Birkhead Needs Balls
I know I’m hard on Larry Birkhead. Any parent who decides a reality show with his baby daughter is a good idea after a long, public, high profile court battle is a good idea, is well, a total knob.
The Knob was out Christmas shopping for his little cash cow daughter Dannilynn and it looks as though he was having some trouble with his balls.
Too bad the kind of balls he needs aren’t sold at Toys ‘R’ Us. You know, the kind that will encourage him to get a real job to support his daughter without having to exploit her?



