Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline Together in Vegas? I’ll Take Those Odds

 

Look what Perez Hilton found, a picture showing Britney Spears’ ex-husband and her ex-friend (?) engaged in what I can only assume is foreplay.  I’ve seen pictures of Paris Hilton in clubs and this is definitely a ‘before’ shot.  In a few minutes she’ll be out of that dress and swinging on anything nailed down.

I’m pretty sure that they got. it. on. because, why wouldn’t they?  They’re a mutual step-up for each other.  I know, that’s mathematically impossible, just accept it.

The thing that scares me about this picture isn’t that Paris and K-Fed aren’t together, but that Federline has a microphone in his hand and appears to be using it.  What kind of madness is this?  Who would let this guy ‘perform’ in public?  I bet those two got it on right there on the stage- it couldn’t get any more obscene.

Happy New Year, Britney!

 

Photo: Perez Hilton 

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3 Responses to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline Together in Vegas? I’ll Take Those Odds

  1. karenrani says:

    What scares me the most are HER GIANT HANDS.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I dont see what the big deal is? they are both single people and to my understanding everyone has the right to hang out with who ever the like!

  3. Anonymous says:

    kevin is just scum,a wanna be rapper that smokes pot and tries to make it seem he’s the perfect dad in the world.well if he’s the perfect dad in the world then jamie lynn spears is the virgin mary.

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