Brad Pitt Has A Teeny Peen

 

That’s what Juliette Lewis says, anyway.

Juliette, who dated Brad Pitt waaaaaay back in the day (and if you remember that day, you’re at least as old as I am, which isn’t ancient, but it is – let’s say – ex-Generation) was jamming with her band at a bar in Seattle when a nosy patron asked how Brad was in the sack. Juliette was reportedly stunned silent for a moment, but then recovered to say “he was no BIG deal, if you know what I mean!”

In which case, I don’t why Jen was keen to keep him, nor why Angie keeps letting him knock her up. But maybe that’s why Gwyneth left him. I hear that vegans are picky about their meat.

Source: Inside E Canada (print edition) 

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One Response to Brad Pitt Has A Teeny Peen

  1. Anonymous says:

    OMG. this is the HBM i LURVE. “picky about their meat.” and i may or may not be able to confirm what they say about british men. but, it sounds like gwynnie is better off with chris!

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