Good news for the two or three people out there who are still Britney fans: the beleagured pop princess is not Ted Casablanca’s ‘blind’ puppy killer. It’s pretty clear now that that honor goes to Paris Hilton – who is now under investigation by the LA Department of Animal Services.
Between the report from the other week about Paris abandoning cats, and her admission last week on Ellen Degeneres’ show that she has seventeen dogs and hasn’t spayed or neutered them, it’s become pretty obvious that Paris is a negligent pet-owner. And if she can’t remember to spay or neuter them – or even pick them up from the vet – then it’s not a big stretch to figure out that she’s probably Slurpa Pop-off, the celebutard who Ted Casablanca says is leaving her little dogs in closets to die.
I’ll say it again: this girl should never, ever have children left in her care.
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