Page Six ran a blind item yesterday about an actress who just miscarried and who, heartbroken, is now determined to adopt. We think that we know who it is…
“WHICH movie star recently suffered a miscarriage? The heartbroken actress is now talking about adopting.”
Gwyneth Paltrow, obvz. There was that mysterious dash to the hospital last month – which provoked pregnancy and miscarriage talk at the time – and then her more recent pronouncements about adopting a baby from Brooklyn. Sounds like a match.
If it is Gwyneth, we’re really so sorry that she’s gone through such heartbreak. And we hope that she will adopt. Not least because we’ll then be able to write more interesting stories about her than those getting-stale-quick-did-she-hate-Brad’s-peen pieces. And because there’re only so many vegan-meat jokes we can write, and still keep our dignity.
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I totally called this last month when she went to the hospital. Upset in the maternity ward? Miscarriage. Been there twice myself.