Harrison Ford is, apparently, so deeply influenced by his Indiana Jones alter-ego that he can’t just, you know, go the Oscars and the parties and drink heavily before being parcelled home in a limousine like all the other celebrities. Harrison needs to go the Oscars and the Oscar parties and get liquored up and escorted home in the backseat of a police car.
Okay, I don’t know about the liquored up part, but I do know that he was – with partner Callista Flockhart (who, between you and me, needs a sammich even more desperately than does Courtney Love) – escorted home from Elton John’s Oscar party in a police car. Which, you know, is pretty wild and crazy stuff for a guy who’s, what? In his sixties? Even if the cop-escort was just because his own car-and-driver went missing.
According to E! Online, Harrison and Callista just got stranded, and needed a lift: