Oh, PUH-leeze, Heidi. We know that you and Seal are so hot for each other that you’re practically knocking over the strollers to get at each other. Do you have to keep reminding us? And, do you have to insist that you keep those flames a-burnin’ with date nights? (Because, um, you totally already told us it was his dong. Memba that?)
Heidi said recently that the secret to their red-hot passion is holidays and movie dates: “Seal is my best friend, my lover, my husband and the
father of our children. We have a settled life. We have fun together.
We travel the world and go on holidays – and we have date nights!”
go to a restaurant or to the cinema. We also spend some holidays alone
- there are moments that are reserved just for the two of us.”
(What the tape recoders didn’t catch: “I’m a major MILF and he’s a major DILF – we’re PILFs – so we gotta do what we gotta do.”)
Okay, fine. Date nights are good, I’m not going to argue that. BUT alone time isn’t all that, um, fruitful unless parents get rest time, too. I mean, if I went to a movie with the hubs, I’d be fast asleep before the coming attractions were over. So, you know, maybe if Heidi were to lend me one of her six or seven nannies, I could get more on board with this whole story.