Who knew Candy Spelling had a sense of humor? I always just thought she was just the vampire wife of Aaron Spelling that was sucking all the cash out of the old guy’s pocket. I really wrote her off when I heard she had a room in her mansion just for wrapping gifts. (Okay, I was really just crazy jealous. Look at it! I would just roll around in that ribbon all day long.)
But then I read a piece she just wrote for the Huffington Post about her reaction to daughter Tori’s tell all book, and I hate to say it but it’s pretty damn funny. Spelling writes about being wheeled in for elbow surgery and realizing the hospital staff is buzzing about Tori.
“Hi, Candy,” my surgeon said. “Just watched Tori. She said you and she have a good and non-confrontational relationship.”
“Where’s the anesthesiologist?” I asked. “Something is wrong with the anesthetic. It’s not working.”
I thought I heard someone say something about why Tori thought she could get an inheritance when her mother was still alive. “Kids don’t get inheritances until both parents pass, and the mother looks quite healthy,” one of the operating room experts declared to another.
Don’t get too excited. I’m not going to put on a Team Candy t-shirt or start texting her fan letters. But I wouldn’t turn down an invitation to do my Christmas wrapping over there.
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