Dear Jamie,
Perhaps you know that the National Enquirer ran a story about your shenanigans last week in which a bunch of drunks were fighting at a party and you threw your pregnant ass in the ruckus and took an elbow in the kisser. If not, this is what they said:
I loved the Hustler ad about her of course I love almost all of their ads. I like going back to http://www.larryflynt.com to see old ones.
So you werent bothered by reports of her on the ATV last week? That stupid cracker doesnt care about that kid and so neither should we. I hope her labor lasts FOREVER and she gets ‘roids the size of my fist.
It’s funny how teenage pregnancy works isn’t it?? I loved this letter!!