Rosie O’Donnell to Lap Dance for Jimmy Kimmel

 

I don’t care if Letterman is a rerun, it’s gotta be better than the scene playing out on Kimmel’s show.  According to inTouch:

(Rosie) admitted on her web site that the one thing she always wanted to do but
just hasn’t gotten around to yet is to “give Jimmy Kimmel a lap dance.”
She’d better be ready to rise to the occasion! The late-night TV host
wasted no time in accepting her offer. “God is listening to your
prayers,” said Jimmy on his show last night. “Let me just say, Rosie, I
accept your offer and I would love to be part of making that dream come
true for you. Whenever you want to do it, I am here, and my lap is open
for business. Get ready to have your underpants stuffed full of cash.”

What’s funny is that I have a similar wish, but it’s for something I’ve never wanted to see. Kismet.

I wonder if Rosie lets the kids watch Kimmel.  This has therapy written all over it.

Photo: FallOutCentral 

This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>