So Paris Hilton has denied she’s pregnant. And as further proof, the tabloids are offering up news that the heiress was seen partying and drinking champagne. Wow – a pregnant celebrity dancing and having alcohol – now there’s something that only happens every five seconds.
And when did we start believing anything Paris Hilton says?
I say Paris is pregnant, and is just doing what every single other actress has done when she’s got a bun in the oven: flatly denied it until they can use the announcement as publicity for an upcoming project, which in this case would be Hilton’s upcoming reality series My New BFF.
Not that I’m looking forward to seeing the self-centered, vacuous celebutante become responsible for another human life, but a bump’s a bump people.