Here’s something to contemplate over your after-lunch cocktail (I know you’re having one. Yes you, over there trying to hide that flask underneath your stapler.)
What could be almost as bad as Paris Hilton procreating?
That’s right, Lindsay Lohan with child. (You’re probably spitting vodka all over your keyboard right about now.)
But calm down – it’s only LiLo sporting a fake baby bump while filming her upcoming movie, “Labor Pains.”
You may now return to your regularly scheduled binge drinking.
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