Man, rumors spread through the Internets like lightning. Everyone and their brother heard the news from the National Enquirer that Jamie Lynn Spears, 17-year-old star of “Zoey 101″ is pregnant again. Little Maddie Aldridge is only 3 months old, so this would be huge news. Can you imagine having morning sickness while breastfeeding?
Well, TMZ is saying it’s not true. They say they have an “unimpeachable source” and Jamie Lynn is NOT pregnant.
Thank God. There’s only so much a poor girl can take. It’s OK, Jamie Lynn. Calm down. And get yourself fitted for a chastity belt with a time lock set to open in 5 years. Because hon? It wasn’t sitting on a toilet that got you preggers to begin with.
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yea shess wierd
even if she was pregnant than it wouldnt matter its her choice and not anybody elses people make mistakes just leave her alone!!!
My first thought: Thank GOD. One is clearly enough for JLS right now, she doesn’t need more drama.
My second thought: having the whole stupid world speculating on whether or not you’re pregnant would be AWFUL. Can you imagine? What if she decided to terminate the pregnancy?
Goodbye, right to privacy. Goodbye, right to choice.
I’m so glad that’s not me.