The Swine Flu Ate My Weekend
We’ve been Swined.
After our close brush with H1N1, we relaxed. We thought we’d escaped, we thought that our obsessive hand washing and use of sanitizer had worked. We were wrong. There’s no escaping germs in the slobbery illness haven of the toddler room. While we haven’t had the test to confirm that it’s the Swine and not the non-pig flu, all signs point to pig - confirmed exposure at daycare, a CDC survey that says one in five kids has had swine flu this month, bacon cravings..
First, the swine flu tackled Axel and gave him a fever and a bonus dose of boogers. It was the weirdest sickness – a fever of 102, super cranky, then spastic couch jumping and handstand attempts. Axel felt worse when he had an ear infection and when he had strep throat. He’s been disconcertingly cheerful. The sickness cycle has gone like this: fever, child curled up on the couch and a little extra weepiness, does of baby ibuprofen, happy toddler jumping up and down and madly giggling. It’s more exhausting to try to coerce a sick energetic kid to rest than it is to give a sick, tired kid extra cuddling, juice, and Elmo.
On Saturday, Axel was fully recovered, still spastic but without a fever, cough, or aches.
Then, it came for the baby.
Though I tried my best to keep the two of them separate and to get Axel to cover his mouth when he coughs, it didn’t work so well. Axel remembers to cover his mouth on his second cough – good, but not good enough to prevent the spray of germs from cough no. 1. He likes to lick his brother’s cheek the minute I turn my back. He also thinks that he should test out Jonas’ teething toys with his mouth – sort of like a food taster for a king, only by gnawing at a giraffe. I hosed down all the toys and the kids, but it seems I am no match for H1N1 combined with a toddler determined to kiss his brother.
It’s not treating Jonas as gently as it treated Axel. Jonas has developed a croupy cough, a concerning case of stridor while he cries, extended naps, and a sad little fat lip. He’s still nursing, smiling here and there, and slobbering on his hands and feet. He’s still OK, just a little sick, and now living in a world full of humidifiers on full blast, steam-filled bathrooms, and Kleenex attacks. I really hope that this is as bad as it gets, and that the story we tell our grandkids about the Great Swine Flu Epidemic of 2009 goes, “Yeah, we had it. It wasn’t really so bad.”
And now, I have to go – we need more supplies to fight off this flu beast.


Oh, man! I was hoping that, like us, the Swine Flu ate your weekend because you stood in line for 2 hours to get the vaccine. So sorry to hear it & hope you’re all well again soon.
UGH. So sorry you got hit with it. It sounds like you are doing OK. Hopefully Jonas will recover before either you or Sean get it. I have been feeling unwell, but I have not had a fever at all, so I am going with the “it’s just a bad cold” theory. My doctor’s office says that the flu in any form has a fever with it. Oddly, my temp has been lower than normal, not even normal. Maybe that is my version of the flu.
I come around every so often as I find time. This one definitely caught my eye. My little guy was diagnosed with the flu a few weeks back. No test. Just 102 temp and red-ringed eyes. As long as I kept him pumped with Tylenol to keep his fever down, he was unstoppable….just a bit cranky.
We have some sort of crud over here too. I brought it home from work. Thursday, I got a chest rattle, a bone-hurting cough, and a medium fever. Friday, I had a 101 fever (I run closer to 96 than 98 normally, so it was a pretty good fever for me), and my everything hurt. Sunday, my husband and ten month old both started coughing and running fevers. I’m still rattly and coughing, but no aches or fever, so I’m back at work. Husband and baby are both at home and miserable. I went home for lunch, and my son spent the whole hour curled against my chest with cherry red cheeks and a weepy sort of whine. It just made me so sad. I can’t afford to stay home with him, especially since my husband’s there, but I feel so bad for him!
Oh no! Hope everyone feels better soon. So many people at work have been sick that they put out industrial sized pumps of hand sanitizer everywhere.
Fingers crossed that’s it’s all downhill from here!
that really sucks. i hope the boys are well soon, and i really hope you don’t get it. it stinks to take care of sick kids, but it also stinks to take care of well (read: full of energy!) kids when you’re sick.
Sorry to hear that… Hope the little kid feels better…
Oh no! I hope everyone is feeling better now! I am dreading swine flu. DREADING.
Ugh, we got it too. The strange thing is, so far the only one who didn’t get it in our house was Michael. I’m keeping my fingers crossed and rubbing my lucky rabbit’s foot.
Sending healthy vibes your way!