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Dear Blog, I think it’s time I say “Goodbye”
I’m afraid my blog and I are calling it quits. You heard me. I got straight to the point and let you know what was on my mind, a rare move for Megg Lasswell. I had every intention of letting those of you who are kind enough to read my blog, know that I MORE »
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Sorry and the apologies
(Believe it or not, this is a fake cry. see, I tld you she was good.) Today, like any other day, GiGi hits me. She flails around or smacks me (along with the bed, books, chair, doll, etc) out of frustration and a myriad of other reasons Im not quite sure of. MORE »
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Potty Training Myself
Teaching a toddler, my toddler in particular, to pee and poop on a toilet has always been something that I didn’t particularly look forward to. You can call me lazy, awful, horrible and a shitty parent all you want (no pun intended) but I just never got super excited at the thought of potty training MORE »
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Short of Breath.
On Saturday morning I packed the car with my suitcase, plenty of GiGi-type-food, and a granola bar for good measure. It had been at least 3-4 weeks since I had last stayed the weekend with my girlfriends in the bay area, so I was looking forward to a weekend of uncensored girl talk (complete MORE »
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Hold it now, Hit it.
We are at a point in our lives where hitting has taken over previously mellow manners. I tell GiGi “no. we don’t open the cupboards,” and she lies on the floor crying out my name until I pick her up so that she can hit me in the closest of proximities. She’s sly MORE »
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Mouth Like a Sailor
I have a foul mouth. While I would love to admit that I have mouth like a sailor, I must say that I have been around quite a few maritime men and never met my match (proud, aren’t you mom!). I’m not completely devoid of decency and morals and though I enjoy the perfect opportunity MORE »
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Shear Addiction
Someone needs to come into my home and physically remove all scissors from my cabinets, drawers, and desk organizers. What I thought would be a simple trim to remove the halfway-there-mullet from the back of GiGi’s head, has turned into a daily haircut. Is there a documented, known condition in which one MORE »
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A letter to the climber
Dear GiGi, I know that you may find me bothersome at times, because I seem pushy. I know when dinner comes along you are just trying to catch a meal in your brightly colored high chair and I am too busy pleading with you to use fork or spoon for you to really enjoy MORE »
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On, Off, On, Off, On, Off, On, Off, On, Off…
Two years old seems to be way too early for pms, so what is the issue with my child? What on earth is GiGi thinking while lying on the floor kicking and screaming because I direct her attention away from the television and its knobs? What is she thinking as she throws herself backward onto MORE »
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