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Political Nanny is Moving Out … But Not Away
Political Nanny has packed up the candidates’ clothes, toys and night-night blankets, loaded the moving van with their position papers, teleprompters and weighty political baggage, and sent change of address notices to their aides, managers, proxies and the press pool. In other words: Political Nanny has moved! The good news is, she hasn’t MORE »
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Clinton Smackdown Chelsea-Style
Ohhhhh, if Chelsea Clinton isn’t the whole package. Political Nanny can’t wait to take care of the youngest Clinton when she’s running for president. While out campaigning for her mom at a college campus, Chelsea responds to a question about the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Watch. Mama must be proud. (Daddy is probably under his MORE »
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Clinton and Obama Long Lost Cousins of the Jolie-Pitts
Just one big happy family, right? It turns out, Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. And Barack Obama is Brad Pitt’s distant cousin. Could this be why we’re reading about fights between America’s favorite global-adoption couple? (The Jolie-Pitts, not the Democratic candidates!) Researchers at the New England Geneological Society hunted down family connections MORE »
Ugly Teeth on the Campaign Trail
The votes are in. Dentists are not impressed with the Republican nominee’s smile. A recent poll of 400 dentists found John McCain’s smile the worst of all the candidates. Only six percent found McCain’s smile the best of the lot (Mitt Romney got 45 percent of the vote.) Barack and the other John (Edwards) MORE »
Hollywood Happy Ending
Sure, the candidates come and go (most of them having already gone). But as a nanny, you still care. Which is why Political Nanny is happy to report that one of her charges has found work in the day job that he ill-advisedly quit to run for president. Fred Thompson is back in Hollywood. MORE »
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Equality Now! McCain Gets a Music Video
Justice! Political Nanny has finally uncovered a music video for precious Johnny. Sure, he’s a little uptight, but Obama shouldn’t be the only one with a campaign set to catchy tunes. Hallelujah, indeed! It’s raining McCain.
The Story of a Little Dick
We’re going to step outside the scope of presidential candidate care today and talk about a little Dick named Cheney. A pair of satirists, political mannies if you will, have published Young Dick Cheney: A Great American, a book about the adventures of their rascally charge, vice president Dick Cheney. The authors, frequently heard MORE »
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Barack’s Big Boy Speech
Barack should thank his controversial preacher. The fiery sermons of Rev. Jeremiah Wright, which were widely played and criticized this past week, set the very stage in Philadelphia today for Obama to make this very important, very moving, very intelligent speech, “A More Perfect Union.” Race is officially out on the table. MORE »
Bipartisan Dog House: Treats for Conservative, Liberal Pets
There you are, pumping your fists at footage from an Obama rally on YouTube, tears gathering in your eyes as you mouth “yes, we can!” Your dog, though — your best damn friend! — won’t stop slobbering all over himself as he barks “the surge is working, the surge is working!” You sleep in MORE »
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